Friday, February 17, 2017

Chubs. I Don't Feel the Love.

Be relieved that you are not a close relative of Kim Jong Un. Alias "Chubs".  This paranoid, megalomaniac, leader of North Korea ordered a hit on his brother, Kim Jong Nam. It was successful. The hapless Jong Nam has been an unwelcome exile from his homeland for several years, on the move between Macau to Malasia and other gambling hot spots but this week his luck ran out.
He was approached by two females in the airport in Malasia, sprayed in the face with an unknown substance and a cloth applied for good measure.
It was obviously not a fragrance shower from admirers. Nam scarcely made it to the check-in counter before collapsing and was found to be dead-on-arrival at hospital fifteen minutes later.
Family members are becoming in short supply in the Chubs Household. Last year his uncle was disposed of, arrested while he was sleeping during the Dear Leader's two hour speech. Another Aunt disappeared under strange circumstances, as have several upper level officials seen as potential rivals.
Yes indeed, be glad that you are not numbered as part of this grim inner circle. 
However, be put on alert. 
This same crazed tyrant has recently been launching missiles capable of travelling hundreds of miles with nuclear war-heads attached. 
My first years on earth had frequent visits to the bomb shelter where my mother read Psalms 91, 27 and 23. I am still reading them, this time from my office chair, knowing that the real bomb shelter is the One who " Covers us with His feathers and hides His people under His wing"
Keep looking up!

Ian

Monday, February 13, 2017

Margaret Atwood. Help! The Puritans are Taking Over!

More hysteria from the Liberal left. This time from Margaret Atwood, the self-styled champion of the "oppressed woman."
Her book, the Handmaid's Tale, gives a fictionalized account of women in 17th Century New England being forced to bear children by tyrannical Puritan husbands and other nonsense.
Now, with the rise of the Conservative Right, she becomes just another shrill hysterical voice warning the world that THE PURITANS ARE COMING.
The Puritans! To a liberal, godless, secularized, sensualized, libertine America the Puritans are like aliens from a hostile planet.
Why, they are against same-sex marriage, abortion, Planned Parenthood, trans-gender bathrooms, legalized pot, muslim immigration, no fault divorce and The New World Order. In short, they are a MENACE that must be stopped at all cost.
These puritans actually believe the Bible to be The Word of God and believe that God answered their prayers to bring Donald Trump (the sum of all fears) to the White House. Most of them are also prating wild ideas that Jesus Christ is soon coming back to this earth to set up His Forever Kingdom.
If that is not the giddy limit!
I guess it is, because as far as limits are concerned, we are not even close to what is going to take place in the next four years.
By the time 2020 rolls around there will be boatloads Atwoods and her handmaids setting sail for the antipodes to escape the spiritual revival that is coming to North America.
Bring it on Lord.
Jubilate.

Ian