"happy, sunny days are back." This was the campaign call of our new prime minister Justin Trudeau when he took office a month ago.
His first order of business was to withdraw Canada's air force from the fight against ISIS, (just as NATO was calling for a united effort to defeat them).
His pledge to bring 25,000 Muslim immigrants to Canada by the end of the year was all part of "Here comes the Sunshine". This crazy project, which has brought hundreds of these people to our local military base, was heralded in our City press as " Welcome to our friends from Syria."
But, just to make sure that they WERE all "friends", all 'straight' single young men have been banned from the group while homosexuals and trans-genders have received their visas!
Meanwhile, to keep the sun shining, after years of prohibiting smoking in public places (for health and safety reasons) permission has now been given to smoke "medical" marijuana in the streets, parks, play-grounds and RESTAURANTS.
The sunshine is really shining, and to ensure blue skies prevail, there will be no carols sung in our schools at Christmas nor hymns mentioning the name of Jesus in public squares in Toronto.
Listen good Canadians, make sure you enjoy the sun while it lasts, its the AFTER-GLOW of Christianity.
Jubilate.
Ian
What a society we live in. What an age of the tragically bizarre.
What a land of make believe and the unbelievable.
Today, leading cinema chains in England banned a 60 second advert of children, farm workers, refugees and housewives saying The Lord's Prayer. This harmless commercial was to be aired before Star Wars and other newly minted movies but was deemed to be too dangerous since "it might offend others of differing faiths or those of no faith at all."
Beam me up Scotty!
After a week of havoc, mayhem and hell wreaked by the radicals of Islam, the mild, gentle Church of England led by it's mild, inoffensive Archbishop was banned from a 60 second prayer of unity by the leading media chains of Britain.
Surely it MUST be clear to every unprejudiced mind that there is a Devil in the world and that he controls the minds of the cigar-smoking moguls of the media empire.
Bloodshed, adultery, perversion, cheating, havoc, murder-most foul, horror, fraud and infidelity let's have it by the cart load but O never, never let children be seen praying in our cinemas. TOO DANGEROUS! It would give the wrong impression and, who knows, somebody might be offended.
I rest my case.
Good night and, dare I say it, GOD BLESS.
Ian
