Thursday, May 14, 2015

Rock a Bye Baby.

Our Dear leader has done it again. Kim Jong Un, after shooting his uncle earlier this year has now dispatched his defense chief, Hyon Yong Choi
His crime, FALLING ASLEEP during one of Chubby's speeches.
For that act of insolence Hyon was brought to a firing range and doubly killed with tank fire.
Meantime in my own land, there are a section of socialists who would bring our own Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, to a firing squad. His crime? Telling Muslim women to uncover their faces when they take the oath of allegiance at a swearing-in ceremony for citizenship to Canada.
I guess idiocy and human intolerance take many forms but if you live in the Free West be thankful. Eat your daily bread, stay away from soda pop, exercise your right to vote and NEVER, NEVER fall asleep in one of my sermons!
Jubilate.
Ian

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Don't forget the Sunscreen.

Here in Barrie we have had one of our coldest winters followed by a record-breaking warm spring.
Which of the two do you think we would pick, given a choice?
Well it looks as if this hot spell will continue. Two weeks ago we had snow and now it's a scramble for the beach.
Therefore I offer this sunbathing advice to all my fellow Ontarians.
 

Jubilate    

Ian.